arsenicjade:

casspeach:

arsenicjade:

luuv2shop:

arsenicjade:

therealallecto:

akafoxxcub:

angelgazing:

theperksofbeingbucky:

Sebastian Stan in a bathtub wearing leather pants is literally God’s gift to humankind.

day whatever: these photos exist, and people still are not tripping over themselves to write me rentboy!au steve/bucky

why isn’t this something EVERYONE WRITES the second they get into the fandom

Steve would never hire a rentboy on PURPOSE.  He just looks so lost.  Starving.  He wants to take the guy home and feed him up, put some meat on his bones.

Honest.

Fuck.  I fucking hate everyone in this bar.  I was doing SO WELL ignoring the prompts.  

But.  Okay, see, here’s my problem: I can’t start this on Tumblr, b/c it’s me: that won’t end well. (By which I mean, the likelihood of me managing this in under 10k is…negligible.)  Suggestions?  Thoughts?  Protests?

My suggestion is you write it for a BB, in answer to one of the prompts on my black out card, mmmkay?  I’m sure we can figure out how to reassign the squares to MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

AHAHAHA, ONE OF YOUR PROMPTS HAS ALREADY BEEN REASSIGNED.  And BB: good thinking.

\0/ yesssss!

Also I don’t think it’s that no one writes this story. I think it’s that it’s impossible to do justice to in a short fic. So says the 6k of set-up hooker!Bucky anyway in my WsiP folder anyway.

CASS. CASS. YOU CANNOT SAY THAT SHIT TO ME. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GUT ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.

So my takeaway is there will be at least TWO hooker!Bucky fics in my (and everyone else’s) future?  OH YES.  YES, PLEASE.

meekobits:

Prompt: Bucky, Natasha and Steve. Nap time!

meekobits:

Prompt: Bucky, Natasha and Steve. Nap time!

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arsenicjade:

therealallecto:

akafoxxcub:

angelgazing:

theperksofbeingbucky:

Sebastian Stan in a bathtub wearing leather pants is literally God’s gift to humankind.

day whatever: these photos exist, and people still are not tripping over themselves to write me rentboy!au steve/bucky

why isn’t this something EVERYONE WRITES the second they get into the fandom

Steve would never hire a rentboy on PURPOSE.  He just looks so lost.  Starving.  He wants to take the guy home and feed him up, put some meat on his bones.

Honest.

Fuck.  I fucking hate everyone in this bar.  I was doing SO WELL ignoring the prompts.  

But.  Okay, see, here’s my problem: I can’t start this on Tumblr, b/c it’s me: that won’t end well. (By which I mean, the likelihood of me managing this in under 10k is…negligible.)  Suggestions?  Thoughts?  Protests?

My suggestion is you write it for a BB, in answer to one of the prompts on my black out card, mmmkay?  I’m sure we can figure out how to reassign the squares to MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

buckyderp:

if you don’t think this is the saddest thing in the whole of the MCU then you’re very very wrong.

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thegreatsporkwielder:

aeternamente:

thegreatsporkwielder:

coolchicksfromhistory:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

mildhorror:

Here’s the link for more information about the PS244 fundraising campaign

Here’s the link to the GIVE IT ALL TO ME Library Collection at OutofPrintClothing.com.

Check it out! The good folks dropped me a line about this project last week, and I’m happy to boost for Library Week.

Signal boost

I am SO buying one of those totes.

Are you… TOTES buying it?

I am totes kicking myself for not thinking of that pun first.

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littleblueartist:

everything-will-be-fine-0u0:

AVENGERS!

OH EM GEE SO PRESH I JUST CAN’T

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adamantsteve:

jfc

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adamantsteve:

verysharpteeth:

kidnap-the-muse:

n-a-blue-box:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

I cant handle this

i almost had to leave the theater. I was crying so hard at the end of this scene that i could hardly remember the scene after until the second viewing. 

I swear, Sebastian could have gone the entire movie without a single line, just his face. Because the expressions in his eyes? The hurt, the confusion, the betrayal, the pain, the anger, especially in this one scene? More telling than anything he said throughout the entire movie. And had me bawling.

But can I point out that fourth to last gif? That’s the most defiant look Bucky gives in the whole movie. Yeah he just takes the shock stopper, but the way he does it isn’t passive. He doesn’t look down. And while he clearly knows it’s useless to fight, there’s FIGHT in that look.

mark me down as sad AND horny

(Source: winterpatriot)

orange-om-nom:

'Who hurt you?'
I just want Natasha to have met Clint when she’s like a twelve year old killing machine, and Clint is a young soldier in his mid-twenties. (Considering age difference between Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson it is possible?) Basically the headcanon would be: Some government agency sends Clint to kill lil’Tasha. Clint meets her and is all like, oh no, she’s too young, I won’t kill her. And Tasha’s like, fuck off and eat lead. And Clint’s all, here, allow me to give you some love. And Tasha’s all, fuck this, I will be your friend.
But OBVIOUSLY happened in a much more emotional way. Gosh I think my A-level English teacher is going to get a stroke. Guys, this is the reason why I only get Pass grade in Essay-based subjects. When I took econ i didn’t want to write your fucking essays anymore. No seriously, I mean it. I want my university to get the message, I won’t write essays no more. Any more. Geez. 
I don’t think this head-canon will tie-in in anyway with the real backstory of Black Widow. I haven’t read it yet, just sitting there in my download box. It’s not Clintasha as a pairing. But I want a prepubescent Natasha who forms attachment to a damaged Clint, who obviously sees her as a way of reassuring himself he is still capable of human emotions. Coulson probably fit in somewhere as well, in sort of a fatherly figure for Natasha. I want this as a starting-point to the epic relationship between the two.
Oh by the way the black stuff is suppose to be blood. Don’t know if you guys can tell, but I only have black gel-pen here.

orange-om-nom:

'Who hurt you?'

I just want Natasha to have met Clint when she’s like a twelve year old killing machine, and Clint is a young soldier in his mid-twenties. (Considering age difference between Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson it is possible?) Basically the headcanon would be: Some government agency sends Clint to kill lil’Tasha. Clint meets her and is all like, oh no, she’s too young, I won’t kill her. And Tasha’s like, fuck off and eat lead. And Clint’s all, here, allow me to give you some love. And Tasha’s all, fuck this, I will be your friend.

But OBVIOUSLY happened in a much more emotional way. Gosh I think my A-level English teacher is going to get a stroke. Guys, this is the reason why I only get Pass grade in Essay-based subjects. When I took econ i didn’t want to write your fucking essays anymore. No seriously, I mean it. I want my university to get the message, I won’t write essays no more. Any more. Geez. 

I don’t think this head-canon will tie-in in anyway with the real backstory of Black Widow. I haven’t read it yet, just sitting there in my download box. It’s not Clintasha as a pairing. But I want a prepubescent Natasha who forms attachment to a damaged Clint, who obviously sees her as a way of reassuring himself he is still capable of human emotions. Coulson probably fit in somewhere as well, in sort of a fatherly figure for Natasha. I want this as a starting-point to the epic relationship between the two.

Oh by the way the black stuff is suppose to be blood. Don’t know if you guys can tell, but I only have black gel-pen here.

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Anonymous asked: jane foster/bucky barnes unlikely friendship y/y? bonding over their superheroic boyfriends, bucky being in denial about his feelings, jane braiding bucky's hair and teaching him the proper way to put on eyeliner?

rob-anybody:

ifeelbetterer:

"Jesus Christ, not again," said Bucky when Jane Foster lit up like fucking Christmas came early and rushed across the room to grab at his metal arm.

"Oh my god,” she breathed.

"You know too many scientists," said Bucky to Steve, glaring. "This is the third time this has happened.”

"Look at the flexibility on the exterior—oh my go—the joint, the joint right here,” said Jane.

"Lady, that’s my arm you’re groping,” said Bucky.

"Yeah, whatever, give me a second," she said.

"You know I’m a legendary killer, right?"

"Pssh," she said. Then she blinked and looked up at his face for the first time. "Can I please take it apart with a screwdriver?”

"Jesus Christ," said Bucky again.

But unlike when Tony Stark or Reed Richards had tried this, Bucky nudged his arm forward a little to let her see how the shoulder joint worked. Maybe it was the fact she came up to about where Steve used to at his side, maybe it was something about tiny people with big brains, maybe it was something about courage and conviction in small packages.

***

He found her again a couple of days later.

She didn’t even look up when he joined her on the roof. She had something big and telescope-y set up and was on her back underneath it, fiddling with a screwdriver.

"Hiya, Doctor Foster," he said.

"There’s a two window period where the transit of Venus is visible across the sun," she said. "I’m getting this ready to track the progress tomorrow."

"Nifty," he said.

"It’s rare enough that it usually only happens once a lifetime," she said. She slid out from under the telescope—he was assuming it was a telescope at least. He offered her a hand up and she took it, even though it was the metal one.

"Once in a lifetime, huh?" he said.

"Unless the lifetime is yours of Captain Rogers, of course," she said.

He blinked. It was the tone she said it in—not pity, not envy, not mistaken belief in—in whatever it was that made Coulson stammer in front of him and Steve, like they were in the same boat. She said it like it was fact.

And it sort of was, too. She was talking about Venus, not what his lifetime had been like.

"You mean maybe this happened way back when only me and Steve didn’t know about it?" he asked.

"More likely that you wouldn’t have had any way to see it," she pointed out. "Not many people got into telescopes those days."

He nodded.

"Could I—" he started to ask.

"My sky is your sky," she said, waving a hand. "Now hold this up for me while I fix this."

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itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

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